| Happy new year!......while its well into the new year I suppose it would it only be right to at least bring it up. 2011..last year was the "year of what the fuck" I wonder what this years title will be? I have made a promise to myself to blog the shit outa this site this year so be prepared people. In the meantime I will give you this short email I wrote while I sat on the throne the other day.....enjoy! Km |
From Evernote: |
Into the mind of a brownman |
I find that the most frustrating of times are the ones where you just sigh and smile...
Arguing is like scratching an itchy scab..it feels right at the time but the bloody mess afterwards just isn't worth it
Want to learn patience? ....get into a relationship
Want to master patience? ...move in with her
Want to BE patient?...get engaged while living with her
Want to end up being a patient?.....get married lol
So is it safe to say that everyone is racist is some way? I'm pretty confident that's true. I mean ask yourself what's the first thing that comes to your mind when u encounter an arab guy on a plane, a black neighborhood, a jewish guy, etc.....yup we all kind of hate them all equally.
So why do we vote again? And when some patriot responds to that ask youself if its so good then why does nobody gives a shit or has any idea what's going on. Its pretty safe to say we just fill our lives with materialistc goals while ignoring the handling of your life's liberty
I love women...that's about it about that I love women and well women love me......wink wink hun!
I want to send a special shoutout to my homies in the state of new mexico....I want you to all know that you are all worthless in every definition of the word...green and red chile fucking sucks ok! Get over it! Everything you eat...all of like 6 main things fucking suck ok! Its a fucking mountain people not a hill! You have no real culture other than a mexican one you don't want to claim, if u have to ask me how long it takes to drve to cuba there's a problem, stare at me cause I'm not part of your chile mountain society again and ill eat your soul, why the fuck do u all have to sing while you talk?, and your aRealize that the bubble you live in only exists because the government needs that state to build weapons of mass destruction, have underground top secret facilities and make decisions concerning national security in secrecy. So there you are..new mexicans...you exist because the world has to laugh at something and the gov likes green chile.
Ever wonder how they get cars inside malls? I do
Marriage is like winning the lotto...for $10.00
When your wife asks you if you like something say I dunno..cause whether you say yes or no in the end your opinion never mattered
Why are cops always pissed off when they pull you over? You never meet a cop with a smile on his face and a how can I make your day better attitude.
Marijuana is..well its just the shits mcgee!
I never met a weed not worth smoking
I wish a nigga would!
The eighties was the last great time before the era of what the fuck is going on
If I get a friend request from you I never wanted you to live passed 18
Wearing rosaries for fashion sense makes as much sense as learning japanese in africa
I have officially found playing online games as being transcending
Angels cry when morgan freeman speaks
Mel gibson, mike tyson, and cheech and chong would b on my team if a zombie breakout would happen. Mel for his bloodlust, mike for his fighting skills and immaculate speech, and cheech on chong for weed of course.
Being the President has to be the worst fucking job ever! Where else can you be doing something wrong no matter what.
When I was growing up if there was a "bully" they usually picked on you, might even have kicked your ass but they never posted a hateful message on facebook causing you to be outcasted from society eventually ending your own life afterschool....kids these days...
Arguing is like scratching an itchy scab..it feels right at the time but the bloody mess afterwards just isn't worth it
Want to learn patience? ....get into a relationship
Want to master patience? ...move in with her
Want to BE patient?...get engaged while living with her
Want to end up being a patient?.....get married lol
So is it safe to say that everyone is racist is some way? I'm pretty confident that's true. I mean ask yourself what's the first thing that comes to your mind when u encounter an arab guy on a plane, a black neighborhood, a jewish guy, etc.....yup we all kind of hate them all equally.
So why do we vote again? And when some patriot responds to that ask youself if its so good then why does nobody gives a shit or has any idea what's going on. Its pretty safe to say we just fill our lives with materialistc goals while ignoring the handling of your life's liberty
I love women...that's about it about that I love women and well women love me......wink wink hun!
I want to send a special shoutout to my homies in the state of new mexico....I want you to all know that you are all worthless in every definition of the word...green and red chile fucking sucks ok! Get over it! Everything you eat...all of like 6 main things fucking suck ok! Its a fucking mountain people not a hill! You have no real culture other than a mexican one you don't want to claim, if u have to ask me how long it takes to drve to cuba there's a problem, stare at me cause I'm not part of your chile mountain society again and ill eat your soul, why the fuck do u all have to sing while you talk?, and your aRealize that the bubble you live in only exists because the government needs that state to build weapons of mass destruction, have underground top secret facilities and make decisions concerning national security in secrecy. So there you are..new mexicans...you exist because the world has to laugh at something and the gov likes green chile.
Ever wonder how they get cars inside malls? I do
Marriage is like winning the lotto...for $10.00
When your wife asks you if you like something say I dunno..cause whether you say yes or no in the end your opinion never mattered
Why are cops always pissed off when they pull you over? You never meet a cop with a smile on his face and a how can I make your day better attitude.
Marijuana is..well its just the shits mcgee!
I never met a weed not worth smoking
I wish a nigga would!
The eighties was the last great time before the era of what the fuck is going on
If I get a friend request from you I never wanted you to live passed 18
Wearing rosaries for fashion sense makes as much sense as learning japanese in africa
I have officially found playing online games as being transcending
Angels cry when morgan freeman speaks
Mel gibson, mike tyson, and cheech and chong would b on my team if a zombie breakout would happen. Mel for his bloodlust, mike for his fighting skills and immaculate speech, and cheech on chong for weed of course.
Being the President has to be the worst fucking job ever! Where else can you be doing something wrong no matter what.
When I was growing up if there was a "bully" they usually picked on you, might even have kicked your ass but they never posted a hateful message on facebook causing you to be outcasted from society eventually ending your own life afterschool....kids these days...
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