Really?...A Rant on the ridiculous

I must say that it never ceases to amaze me when I see such a display of tomfoolery. Where do we start?...hmmm how about the ridiculous flag that represents a chapter in this nations history doused in failure, negativity, stupidity, and hatred that continues to fuel the fire in the loins of rednecks all over the country....or we could talk about that rednecks purchase of a waste of metal and cheap plastic dubbed a "baby Hummer"..wow.
How big is the penis on this guy? Quite small I'm sure. A special type of douche buys a Hummer and an even more special type of douche buys a poor mans hummer...both of which holds a grand total of 4 (barely) people inside. Well there must be some use for such a big vehicle right?..
Well you can't haul most of groceries due to no cargo room, you can't take it off road because its built inadequately, you can't bring more than 4 of your tim mcgraw loving buddies with you, and your spending all your Marlboro money in gas....hmmm but you can look like a complete douche!
Go big or go home huh? Not here buddy and not with that piece of shit.
Whew! Quite the rant huh? Lol yeah that really grinds my gears that tomfoolery like this will never end.
Oh well!
Brown 4 President

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