Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Rant!

OK so it's been forever since I've blogged about anything of substance so let me get some some shit out of the way that was just swimming in my mind....

Random Things on my mind:

1. I counted 10 people texting while driving on my way from work... 11 if I count myself.. lol
Amazing how many people have no problems swerving from lane to lane in order to get that text out.

2. I didn't realize how much I depended on my phone until I cracked the screen like a champ and Damn near had a nervous breakdown lol.... sad but true i felt like a new cub left abandoned by their mother in the middle of the night.

3. How can a product like the shake weight be taken seriously and how is it actually making money? I saw them at walmart and watching someone air jerk off what looks to be a male member in the middle of the frozen foods aisle was priceless.

4. I really want a tablet... like it's an itch I can't seem to scratch (ask charile sheen) and I don't know how long I can hold up. I would love to get my hands on the motorola xoom but with new tabs coming out so often im really in a bind lol.
Lets see how long I can resist the temptation....??

5. Ever have a real bad toilet issue at home? Can't flush cause its backed up and your Damn near shitting on yourself? Well apparently that's exactly what happened to me... not fun although in retrospect If I was filming my ordeal I'm sure I could have got a million hits on youtube.
How did I get out of my predicament?.... I crawled to the other toilet and released all nine circles of hell.

6. I really hate napkins that don't do their job. I'm pretty sure napkins were made with the intention of using them when you need to wipe something up right?.. well places like taco bell give you those recycled looking napkins that you have to go thru ten to wipe your mouth every couple of bites or so... fail.
Next thing you know you have thirty napkins on your table and one chalupa... what sense does that make?.. none and I hate them for it.
The same goes for toilet paper....

7. Please explain to me why is it OK for you to take the toll lanes off and require me to get a sunpass?

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