So I'm on the way to pick my girl up from work the other day and I hear the distinctive music of Italian muscle in the air... I look around and about four cars ahead is a black lambo.
I immediately make moves to position myself closer because it's not everyday that you see one of these on the road, especially in this particular part of town and when I'm within reach I notice that not only can he not drive this beautiful machine but that he put cheap ass ugly wheels on her too.
Ultimate fail! WHO BUYS A SUPERCAR JUST TO TREAT IT Like a Super piece of shit orange Chevy on 22's or something?
How classless. You can't drive it and you have already tainted what takes millions of dollars in research and development to make.
A beautiful piece of Italian automobile destroyed by some hood cat with money and no concept of what he has...
What I wanted to do as I hear the poor transmission be hacked up and that V12 be over revved on those hideous wheels was have the ability to turn my car into a Transformer and destroy them both to end the poor Lambo's suffering and to end the existence of yet another Douche with no business with money.
But alas, I just watched them speed away in the wrong gear and came back to the grim reality that your broke and people like him have money.... what a life huh? Lol
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