Wednesday, March 2, 2011

If I was a giant I would take a shit on Facebook

So as of late, (meaning today), I've been interacting with Facebook with the hopes of changing my negative outlook on the whole craze....yeah that hasn't happened and I think I hate it more now lol. Long sigh....whatever happened to needing a college email account to even have a Facebook? Well that went out the window the minute people started using it to get laid (me) and the creators saw the opportunity to market on it.
College kids interacting..thats what it was..now its the whole world knowing everything about you, what your doing, what your thinking, what happened during your day, and your constant whereabouts....not to mention theres a farm animal sitting in your inbox :(
Does no one see a problem with this? Has no one kept up with the articles and charges brought upon Facebook deeming them a personal security disaster?...Guess not...better update your status!
That is just one of my gripes about facebook.  Ive added these videos to give some visuals on the subject and Heres a little list I came up with:

Reasons why Brownman hates Facebook

1. Please tell me why I have to broadcast my business or personal life to the masses..on a constant fucking basis?
2. How many of those people on your friends list is actually a "friend"? Do you care about any of these people? Why cant you just call and see them like in the "old days" The way I see it is if you wanted to see how my day went you would call.
3. Why is it ok for my information and every single post and activity that Ive been involved in to be stored on servers forever?
4. You do realize that once your online you will be online as long as there is an "internet" right..
5. It is just another way for people who never really gave a shit about you to stay in the loop about your life
6.Why do you need to know my location?
7. Who needs private investigators when you have Facebook?
8. How can you trust Facebook with so much information and power?
9. Your still broke and Facebook has billions,...they thank you and your friends very much
10. Just another way for psycho exes and such to get a hold of you.
11. Now employers are looking at your Facebook to see if they can hire/fire you.
12. If you send me a friend request its cause I dont give a shit about you.
13. Do you know that people are actually addicted to Facebook? Like psychologists treat people for this "disorder"..hows about a swift kick in the ass and a pc shoved up your rectum?
14. Poke me again and Im gonna kick you in the nuts/vagina




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